Your Education. Their Metrics.™
The Sit Exams™ Hoodie takes aim at institutional pressure and fake academic merit. Part of the Nope Worldwide Collection, this heavyweight hoodie is built from 100% organic cotton and designed for those who know that testing isn’t teaching. With a minimalist “SIT EXAMS™” logo on the chest and a satirical “fake academia” graphic on the back, this piece blends subtle protest with clean, structured design.
Available in Black, Navy Blue, and Desert Dust colourways.
Material: 100% Organic Cotton – soft-brushed inside for warmth and durability
Fit: Modern streetwear fit with structured shoulders and relaxed body
Prints: Eco-friendly screen-printed graphics front and back
Production: Ethically manufactured using responsible, sustainable practices.
Heavyweight Organic Cotton for year-round wear
Minimalist Front, Statement Back – made to layer or lead
Satirical Educational Graphics – anti-system, not anti-learning
Designed for the Burnt Out, the Brilliant, and the Ones Who Saw Through the System
The Sit Exams™ Hoodie complies with the EU’s General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR 2023). It’s made with non-toxic inks and GOTS-certified organic fibers, tested for safety under normal and foreseeable use. Wash carefully to preserve print and structure.
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Iron inside out, avoiding printed areas
Do not bleach
Reject their rankings. Write your own syllabus.
Grab the Sit Exams™ Hoodie — only at Nopeshop.com
Your Education. Their Metrics.™
The Sit Exams™ Hoodie takes aim at institutional pressure and fake academic merit. Part of the Nope Worldwide Collection, this heavyweight hoodie is built from 100% organic cotton and designed for those who know that testing isn’t teaching. With a minimalist “SIT EXAMS™” logo on the chest and a satirical “fake academia” graphic on the back, this piece blends subtle protest with clean, structured design.
Available in Black, Navy Blue, and Desert Dust colourways.
Material: 100% Organic Cotton – soft-brushed inside for warmth and durability
Fit: Modern streetwear fit with structured shoulders and relaxed body
Prints: Eco-friendly screen-printed graphics front and back
Production: Ethically manufactured using responsible, sustainable practices.
Heavyweight Organic Cotton for year-round wear
Minimalist Front, Statement Back – made to layer or lead
Satirical Educational Graphics – anti-system, not anti-learning
Designed for the Burnt Out, the Brilliant, and the Ones Who Saw Through the System
The Sit Exams™ Hoodie complies with the EU’s General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR 2023). It’s made with non-toxic inks and GOTS-certified organic fibers, tested for safety under normal and foreseeable use. Wash carefully to preserve print and structure.
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Iron inside out, avoiding printed areas
Do not bleach
Reject their rankings. Write your own syllabus.
Grab the Sit Exams™ Hoodie — only at Nopeshop.com
