Brewed in darkness, served with sarcasm. The Zero Fuchs Kellerbier T-Shirt is the first pour from the unapologetically bold “Zero Fuchs” collection — a satirical line of fake beer label tees created by Mr. Nope for the unapologetically unfazed.
This graphic flips traditional German beer label aesthetics on their frothy heads. Front and center is a hooded skull monk clutching a lantern, flanked by flickering candles and gothic arches. The label proudly reads Gebraut im Dunkeln ("Brewed in the Dark") and Seit 1982 (because fake beer still needs fake heritage).
Whether you're into underground lagers, underground music, or just giving zero fuchs — this tee's for you. DTG printed in bold single-colour artwork (available in two distinct colorways), it’s your wearable protest against bland design and boring wardrobes.
Key Features:
Material: 100% Organic Ring-Spun Combed Cotton – breathable, durable, and eco-responsible
Fit: Classic unisex fit for everyday defiance
Graphics: High-detail DTG print using non-toxic, water-based inks
Colorways:
Lavender Tee with Deep Blue Print
Black Tee with Rich Ochre Print
Design Origin: Concept and artwork by Mr. Nope, part of the satirical Zero Fuchs collection
Perfect For:
Late-night drinkers, midweek skeptics, ironic monks, and anyone who thinks “authentic” is just another buzzword.
This garment complies with the EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR 2023). Printed with non-toxic, skin-safe inks. Produced in ethical facilities meeting EU health and safety requirements.
Machine wash cold, inside out
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Iron inside out, avoiding the print
Brewed in darkness, served with sarcasm. The Zero Fuchs Kellerbier T-Shirt is the first pour from the unapologetically bold “Zero Fuchs” collection — a satirical line of fake beer label tees created by Mr. Nope for the unapologetically unfazed.
This graphic flips traditional German beer label aesthetics on their frothy heads. Front and center is a hooded skull monk clutching a lantern, flanked by flickering candles and gothic arches. The label proudly reads Gebraut im Dunkeln ("Brewed in the Dark") and Seit 1982 (because fake beer still needs fake heritage).
Whether you're into underground lagers, underground music, or just giving zero fuchs — this tee's for you. DTG printed in bold single-colour artwork (available in two distinct colorways), it’s your wearable protest against bland design and boring wardrobes.
Key Features:
Material: 100% Organic Ring-Spun Combed Cotton – breathable, durable, and eco-responsible
Fit: Classic unisex fit for everyday defiance
Graphics: High-detail DTG print using non-toxic, water-based inks
Colorways:
Lavender Tee with Deep Blue Print
Black Tee with Rich Ochre Print
Design Origin: Concept and artwork by Mr. Nope, part of the satirical Zero Fuchs collection
Perfect For:
Late-night drinkers, midweek skeptics, ironic monks, and anyone who thinks “authentic” is just another buzzword.
This garment complies with the EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR 2023). Printed with non-toxic, skin-safe inks. Produced in ethical facilities meeting EU health and safety requirements.
Machine wash cold, inside out
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Iron inside out, avoiding the print
