Traditional brew rules. Zero fuchs given. The Zero Fuchs Pilsner T-Shirt brings a punk twist to the purity of pilsner — flipping the Reinheitsgebot on its skull.
This fake beer label design is clean, crisp, and cold-blooded. Featuring two skulls in Alpine hats flanking a bold gothic logotype, this tee channels the heritage energy of vintage German pilsner brands — but with a rebellious, deadpan smirk. Topped with the iconic NOPE eagle crest and stamped Gebraut nach dem Reinheitsgebot – Seit 1982, it's as official as an underground joke gets.
Printed in a single-colour DTG finish across two colourways, it’s part of the “Zero Fuchs” collection — the beer range for people who chug irony and sip on sarcasm.
Key Features:
Material: 100% Organic Ring-Spun Combed Cotton – soft, breathable, and eco-conscious
Fit: Classic unisex cut that fits like a well-poured pint
Graphics: Sharp DTG print using water-based, non-toxic inks
Colorways:
Heather Grey Tee with Black Print
Dark Heather Grey Tee with Cream Print
Design Origin: Illustrated by Mr. Nope as part of the satirical Zero Fuchs label collection
Perfect For:
Beer snobs, design nerds, and people who’ll drink anything — as long as it comes with a raised eyebrow and a skull in a hat.
This product meets all safety standards under the EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR 2023). DTG inks used are skin-safe and non-toxic. All production partners adhere to ethical and sustainable garment practices.
Wash cold, inside out
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Iron inside out, avoiding print areas
Traditional brew rules. Zero fuchs given. The Zero Fuchs Pilsner T-Shirt brings a punk twist to the purity of pilsner — flipping the Reinheitsgebot on its skull.
This fake beer label design is clean, crisp, and cold-blooded. Featuring two skulls in Alpine hats flanking a bold gothic logotype, this tee channels the heritage energy of vintage German pilsner brands — but with a rebellious, deadpan smirk. Topped with the iconic NOPE eagle crest and stamped Gebraut nach dem Reinheitsgebot – Seit 1982, it's as official as an underground joke gets.
Printed in a single-colour DTG finish across two colourways, it’s part of the “Zero Fuchs” collection — the beer range for people who chug irony and sip on sarcasm.
Key Features:
Material: 100% Organic Ring-Spun Combed Cotton – soft, breathable, and eco-conscious
Fit: Classic unisex cut that fits like a well-poured pint
Graphics: Sharp DTG print using water-based, non-toxic inks
Colorways:
Heather Grey Tee with Black Print
Dark Heather Grey Tee with Cream Print
Design Origin: Illustrated by Mr. Nope as part of the satirical Zero Fuchs label collection
Perfect For:
Beer snobs, design nerds, and people who’ll drink anything — as long as it comes with a raised eyebrow and a skull in a hat.
This product meets all safety standards under the EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR 2023). DTG inks used are skin-safe and non-toxic. All production partners adhere to ethical and sustainable garment practices.
Wash cold, inside out
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Iron inside out, avoiding print areas
